Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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