I'm really into asian looking animals
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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