Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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