if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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