Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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