Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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