you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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