What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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