Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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