i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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