What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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