Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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