Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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