just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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