Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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