Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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