I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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