fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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