it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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