i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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