So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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