Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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