my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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