You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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