Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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