Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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