is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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