yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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