Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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