don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Bring me that man meat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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