real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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