i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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