doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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