So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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