My brain says no but my pants say off.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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