I hate all girls vehemently.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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