I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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