dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you win again, gameday.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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