He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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