called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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