It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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