dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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