Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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