that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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