did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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