Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When did angry sex become our thing?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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