ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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