I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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