Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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