I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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