we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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